Top 10 Things you don't want to hear from your Youth Pastor!!
10. The kids were wondering if there were any commandments against crowd surfing from the alter during the contemporary service.
9. This year's Spring Break missions trip is to Cancun, Mexico.
8. You never said not to use the baptistery for our hot-tub ministry.
7. If you struggle, the knots will just get tighter.
6. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, two are in the police car... that's everyone!
5. I thought I had a firm hold on his ankles as we dangled him off the roof.
4. There has to be some cleaner that will get the paint-ball stains off the sanctuary walls.
3. (Said to a girl's parent after coming home from an overseas missions trip) "Say hello to your new son-in-law!"
2. Umm, well, Flaming Marshmallows of Death sounded like a fun game at the time.
1. I'm just doing this until I can become a REAL pastor.
9. This year's Spring Break missions trip is to Cancun, Mexico.
8. You never said not to use the baptistery for our hot-tub ministry.
7. If you struggle, the knots will just get tighter.
6. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, two are in the police car... that's everyone!
5. I thought I had a firm hold on his ankles as we dangled him off the roof.
4. There has to be some cleaner that will get the paint-ball stains off the sanctuary walls.
3. (Said to a girl's parent after coming home from an overseas missions trip) "Say hello to your new son-in-law!"
2. Umm, well, Flaming Marshmallows of Death sounded like a fun game at the time.
1. I'm just doing this until I can become a REAL pastor.
Needed to laugh a little tonight!! Maybe you don't get it, well work, volunteer or serve in Youth Ministry and this becomes hilarious!!!
This is dedicated to all those who serve faithfully in Crossroads High School Ministry!! You are the best volunteers and we love you!!!
This is also dedicated to all the students who have made these things possible! You know who you are and you frighten me!!! HAHAHA!
That was HILARIOUS!! My fave has to be #3!!!
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